Set for the first Brian game of the day...
Match-up Stevie Filano v. Brian, Brian has been installed as the early favorite, I'll give 20-1 odds on Brian rage, Duncan is going 4-1
Long delay before the game, Brian is in bickering mood about having to write Steve's lineup, could be a good sign for those taking the rage bet...
Early coin-toss win for Brian, Steve bats first
Top 1st Inning
Boo looks strong, 3 up and 3 down, 2Ks, no rage
Bottom 1st
Early Brian headshake after his first two batters are retired, quickly calmed by two straight hits. Noki in a big spot here now, Brian collects a bullshit hit for an RBI, rage meter is pretty low. Steve's fielding can be described as embarrassing to this point. Brian scores 4 runs, all with two outs.
Top 2nd
Steve collects his first hit, followed by a two-out RBI. Brian utters his first "Are you kidding me?"
Bottom 2nd
Three-up three down, Brian claims "This always happens to him"
Top 3rd
Brian bullshit catch livens up his soul, three up, three down, still a 4-1 Brian lead
Bottom 3rd
Steve's fielding makes me wonder if he ever played any kind of video game as a child, pressing the controller in the proper direction seems to be a skill he never developed. Score now 6-1 due to a Brian close play victory at the plate.
Top 4th
Steve quickly retired, Brian sips his Keystone happily
Bottom 4th
Seems like it will take alot to induce Brian rage at this point, a big lead, late in the game, he is in his happy element. Steve takes care of 3 straight batters.
Top 5th
Duncan is in the back binding another copy of "Star Management, Successful Techniques for winning in the MBL", Someone needs to do some homework, Steve is at a new low.
Bottom 5th
A breakthrough, a Brian FUCK! and lip mutter, something could be developing, three up, three down.
Top 6th
Nothing doing, It's bad people
Bottom 6th
Brian with a joyful MVP chant for Baby Peach, looks like he has gone back to his happy place, snide Duncan comments could change things quickly though.
Top 7th
Last chance for alot things here, Steve a win, Brian some rage. Steve goes quietly into the night.
Ballgame.
-Christian
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2 comments:
hahaha that was some great writing Christian, even though i was there for it i laughed when i read this
it must also be written that i had one of the worst days of my short mario baseball league career. after duncan mercied ruled me in 7 innings, and then a close game with christian that came down the the bottom of the 7th and king boo blowing a one run lead i now know the rage that seems to permeate brians very soul when he plays. the final matchup had me and brian facing off head to head. hopes were high for this game as in the first meeting brian and i had an epic battle that i lost by one run. however it was quickly evident that brian had his A game i well i felt like a pre-schooler facing randy joshson. needless to say Brian pitched a perfect game and i was left with the overwhelming desire throw my controller threw the wall. now as an expansion team hopes are not high for my team this year, however after this performance many of my fans will not be returning to the stadium to watch me play. if at all possible i looked worse than Brian
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